Anal-Juice's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sack Smash 2005]

should do a little more testing next time

yea, you definately need to work some bugs out. cause its basically impossible to not jump on everything you see. the dude doesnt jump high enough to jump over anything. plus the spikey things do nothing when you jump on them. they prob should reduce life or something. anyway... thats just my advice. im actually surprised it stayed.

boney-man responds:

If you payed any attention to the top of the screen, the spikey DO reduce life. And it IS possible to jump the spikes and pink guys. You just have to go really close to them then keep going.

[Shove It]

ok

hey, found a glitch in the game. On level 2, if you stand on the yellow circle while the block is sliding towards you, the whole game freezes and something screwey shuts down.

Matmi responds:

I've tried to do what you said but I never get that glitch. This is the first time I've heard of this one, please tell me more.

[Punk-o-matic]

great

i've played in punk bands for years. this is a really cool breakdown of how basic songs and riffs are put together. Awsome.
Here's a little thing I put together:

----886-2---2---0---2-6-9---63---3---3---3---3---3---0---0- --9-----------------------9---9---9---9---9---9---c5-5-5-5-5 -5-2---2---2---2---4---4---c-----------------------------9-1 ---1---1---4-5----------a---8-8-7-8-6-4-5-8-0---0---a------- ----------------

it has a pretty cool solo type thing.
Ha, well anyway, good job.

[Overmass]

lame

here's some well-deserved constructive critisism.... "It sucked, it was boring, and it's unorigional"

On a good note, the big colorful curser was cool.

[Metal Slug : we game]

wormies~

I love worms!

[Custom Street Cars V2]

keep working on it dude.

Well, considering it's already been done, I think you should concentrate your effort on something a little more gratifying. Your drawings are lame and the options are pretty limited.

It probably took a shit load of time and effort I'm guessing. And as of now it has a rating of 1.71 which is hurtin.

I've pieced misc. theme-less pieces of shit movies together on a lunch break that got higher ratings.

[Beer Pong]

ergenfluffer!

Cool, I liked the game so much that I will be sure to play it next time I get drunk and have nothing to entertain myself but empty cups and a ping-pong ball.

TheBoob responds:

im glad you liked the game, have you never played beer pong for real, it is posibly the greatest drinking game ever! have fun drinking and hopefully you will enjoy beer pong as much as i do... and dont leak to much anal juice

[DragRacer v2]

good

really good, kinda hard too.
In preloader, theres a typo, thought I'd say.
'contrling'

[Slacker 2 (Preview)]

good, but where is it incomplete?

Where in the game is it incomplete?
Is it that you can't use the items yet?
Either I am not doing it right, or the items don't work.

[Space Hunter]

amazing

this is amazing, the sound, the graphics, everything.. AWSOME!

Hard as hell though, hope it makes the front page.
If not, good job anyway.

whofartedoy responds:

Thanx man